Above: Charlie "Crazy Eyes" Sheen on a recent network news interview.
Hilarity ensues all the while Charlie is digging a grave for his widely accepted popularity as a tv sitcom personality, yet carving out a new place for himself in the ages of cult status that only the likes of Charles Manson and Andre the Giant have enjoyed...until now.
Some of my favorite recent quotes:
When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, man, it's like get with the program dude.
Ya, I...I...I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, 'cause if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.I'm an F-18 bro and I will destroy you in the air and I will deploy my ordinates to the ground. It's that simple.
I'm a high priest Vatican assassin warlock.(Interviewer: And what does that mean?) I don't know. All those words that sound cool together. It comes from my grand wizard master.
I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, "Go!...what's not to love. Especially when you see how I party man, it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of 'em just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
Bring me Dr. Clownshoes.
We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary.
Fuel the magic.
I closed my eyes and made it so...with the power of my mind.
Defeat is not an option. They've picked a fight with a warlock.
Duh. Winning.
Thanks Charlie...for brightening my days with your bat shit crazy behavior.
